youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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