HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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