so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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