we have pet lesbian snakes
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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