no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
