11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
return my video game
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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