we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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