No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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