The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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