One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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