how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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