In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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