I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
