We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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