I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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