A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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