Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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