Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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