Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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