sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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