I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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