yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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