You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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