Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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