There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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