I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Your dad touched me again.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
