We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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