I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex