Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Never underestimate the power of titties
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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