Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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