I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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