it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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