You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You need Xanax blowdarts
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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