normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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