So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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