wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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