its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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