I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
