Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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