I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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