I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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