3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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