I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Screwed.edu
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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