90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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