You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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