Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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