when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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