Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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