she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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