i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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