yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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