It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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