I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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