Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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